Shameless Self Promotion
A few weeks ago I sat for an interview with a fabulous magazine from my hometown of Montgomery, Alabama. I was beyond thrilled to be asked and grateful for the publicity. Goodness knows I hope to have millions of people reading this website. Working is super hard.
I walked out of the interview catwalk style. I was poised, hilarious, and used strategically intelligent vocabulary. BOOM! Hashtag nailed it. Ten minutes later I was driving home and contemplating the following while starting to sweat profusely:
Why did I take over two hours to answer five questions?
Clearly, I have only a tenuous grasp of the English language at best.
Why did I spend 20 minutes talking about the circus? I mean, that was not relevant.
Could that audio recording be used to prosecute me in a court of law?
Am I mentally unstable?
The answer to that last question is, probably. But this being a very chic publication, my wanton gibberish has been turned into something resembling normal person speak. If you are in the Montgomery area, pick up a copy. Or read it online here.
And look for my new column for RSVP starting in the March issue!