About

The creative agency (aka my friend Mary) has been asking me to write an “About “ page for the last 3 months.  Thus far I have successfully ignored her.  It’s difficult to write an accurate or even logical description of oneself.  I don’t know who I am or who I want to be and this may be the reason my employment history is suspect.

I have been an actress, director, writer, and professional panty stacker at the Victoria’s Secret.  I once applied to law school. They said no. I enjoy horror movies and those nasty pickles from jars at gas stations. I am married to a hot urologist and live between New York City, Los Angeles, and Nashville. I was an honest to god debutante. I believe wholeheartedly in manners, elegance, and the necessity of owning sterling silver flatware service for 48.  I also believe in dropping a well placed F bomb. Because I like to party.