About

The creative agency (aka my friend Mary) has been asking me to write an “About “ page for the last 3 months.  Thus far, I have successfully ignored her.  It’s difficult to write an accurate or even logical description of oneself.  I don’t know who I am or even who I want to be, and this may be the reason my employment history has been suspect.

I have been an actress, director, writer, and professional panty stacker at the Victoria’s Secret.  I once applied to law school. They said no. I like horror movies and those big pickles from jars at gas stations. I am married to a Hot Urologist and live between New York City, Los Angeles, and Nashville.

Yes, I was an honest-to-God debutante in my hometown of Montgomery, Alabama back in the day. I have the photos to prove it.

I believe in old school manners, elegance, and a sterling silver flatware service for 48.  I also believe in dropping a well placed F bomb. Diane (my mother) does not approve of my “potty mouth.”