The profoundly deep thoughts of a renegade ex debutante.

If you are seeking tutorials on gardening, recipes for pot roast, or advice on how to keep your toddler from eating glue, there is nothing for you here. If you’re down for a rollercoaster ride of tales from a wayward debutante, stay tuned. I have mastered the art of screwing up and standing out.

About The Retired Debutante

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